My terrier waits next to me on the landing. I zip up my parka and pull up my hood, winding the leash around my wrist. I yawn.
I open the door, allowing the dog to pass me as we step outside. The cold air meets my face, and I keep my head down until I reach the front walk. I glance upward. Big mistake. I wince and crinkle my unprotected eyes. Snow blindness.
I hurry the dog along to the yard. I try to find areas to gaze at besides the snow-covered grass, snow-covered street, snow-covered cars. My eyesight fills with sparkles, my retina rebelling against the assault. I gratefully stare at the split-rail fence, the brown board soothing, a way to pass the minutes. My terrier empties the canisters and I turn around. I waste no time shuffling back inside, back to the warmth, back to the dark. I’m awake now.
Ouch! I’d forgotten how snow can hurt the eyeballs. Sounds like stepping outside there is an efficient way to get thoroughly woken up though. 🙂
Caffeine free wake up!