Full S. Mattress, beloved bed, has passed away from natural causes. It was born in the college neighborhood of South Oakland in Pittsburgh, PA. Arriving before the first retinal surgery, it provided countless days of rest and recovery for its owner, Susan, since 2003. It moved around a few times before settling outside of Baltimore, MD where it welcomed Stockton to the family. It worked alongside many pillows, sheets, and featherbeds. Friends remember Mattress as reliable and supportive, always serving others in their time of sleep need.
Mattress provided shelter, to the chagrin of its owners, between the box spring and the plastic layer like an indoor hammock for the family’s tuxedo cat. Its corners stood in as a scratching post for the housecat, too. It provided endless support to its occupants, including the terrier, while on active duty. After many years, when it started to express the Hot Dog Roll formation, it decided to retire to a more grounded location. A Serta was promoted in Full Mattress’s honor and serves proudly in its memory.
Full Mattress is survived by a bed frame and a matching bedroom furniture set, two cotton sheet sets, one flannel sheet set, one duvet, and four pillows. In lieu of linens, please consider a Serta for your family in times of sleep grief. As Full Mattress believed, sheets come and go, but bad dreams and backaches can last forever. Sleep well.