I will start with a question my amused friend in Chicago texted me. It’s one that you may have already answered, but humor me and tell me, what color is this dress?
With my visual impairment, there’s no wrong answer here. I feel a hint of mirth when otherwise fully sighted people see what I see, our eyes in agreement. In a moment, they will understand the bafflement of lying eyes, optical illusions. Sometimes we can’t be certain of what we see.
For the true dress color, check out this snap of a woman wearing the dress at her daughter’s wedding. Before this dress issue becomes as stale as the macarena dance of the internet, I’m left with one question. This year, will my mom wear this notorious mother-of-the-bride dress to my sister’s wedding?