What shuttle is the best one to catch?
The one going to your friend’s wedding.
Which is the best brick staircase to carefully descend?
The one that leads the joyful bridal party to the aisle.
Who wears a top hat with style and melts hearts with a grin?
The cutest ring bearer and flower girl ever.
When is the best time to cry when reading?
As you begin reciting the poem at your niece’s wedding.
When is the best time to get a little sunburned?
As you hear two people in love say their vows in a beautiful courtyard ceremony.
Where is the best place to drink orange crushes?
Cocktail hour overlooking an immaculate golf course with over one hundred close friends and family.
When to use a phone’s accessibility features like contrast and magnification for a speech?
As you make guests laugh and cry as you toast your gorgeous sister and handsome brother-in-law next to their sweetheart table.
When is the best time for fireworks?
During your daughter’s wedding reception.
When is the best time to hear a Pitt Bull song?
On the dance floor next to the groom.
When is it time to leave?
After you’ve danced endlessly and laughed aloud repeatedly and smiled until it hurts.
Achy muscles will heal tomorrow, happy memories will last a lifetime.